in your house;, If I get another fucking spammy call to my cell phone informing me that this is the second notice that my car warranty is about to expire, I am going to take a dump on a baby and then punt it through the uprights, pick it up, spike it and do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

If I get another fucking spammy call to my cell phone informing me that this is the second notice that my car warranty is about to expire, I am going to take a dump on a baby and then punt it through the uprights, pick it up, spike it and do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

kiamatthews:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKS STOP CALLING ME

******this is the greatest fucking thing i have ever experienced on tumblr. infinite props for kia matthews.

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******this is the greatest fucking thing i have ever experienced on tumblr. infinite props for kia matthews.
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get the same shit. If I met them in the street, they are getting a junk punch.
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i fucking hate that shit alohanico:
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me too! where does this come from??
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sarahchristine reblogged this from kiamatthews and added:

I keep getting the same calls! And I do not have a license or a car, so seriously, I ain’t falling for it.
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